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Well, the votes are in and I can keep saying that I quit 3 weeks ago! Yay!

HAPPY!

thanks for your input  ;)

As for my weekend, yesterday I took my kids to a water park. It is always fun and for the first time the boys were big enough to spend time in the wave pool. For those of you that don't go to wave pools they are super fun and a great place to people watch, ours is good for an average of 1 boob an hour. 

These are so fun!

Wait WHAT!?

Ya, you heard me right, the waves reach up to 10 feet above the bottom of the pool, with a crest to trough of 5 feet. So as you are lifted up and down and pushed around by the waves you will inevitably bump into other people around you. 

So the two most common sights I see are

1) the girl in a swim suit of the wrong size, either to small or to large, it does not matter, and the swirling waters and up and down forces cause a “pop out”. Yesterday I witnessed one where the bikini top was dragged up by a wave as the girl was going down, letting both out, and one where the one piece top was dragged down my a wave as the girl was standing up, causing the suit to drag down and let one pop out. 

She might not even need any help to pop out. 

2) After that comes the helpful friend

In all that water sooner or later a girl will be going up while a friend is coming down, or they will be horse playing and something will snag the girls top and “POP”

Thanks Lindsay!

I love the wave pool. 

Again with the margaritas!

So my wife took me out tonight to hang with a friend of ours. We ended up at a high class Mexican place. They have some amazing food… and margaritas specials…

I love you sooooo much

I ate to much again, I don’t think I ate a lot tonight, I think I was just still full from last night! We ended up sitting out on a patio drinking our drinks and one thing led to another and I found my self with a smoke in my hand. I am sad to say I enjoyed that cigarette greatly.

Me

But now that I am back home I have some serious guilt and now I am not sure if I am allowed to say I quit smoking 3 weeks ago or if I have to start counting again! So I added a pole to the right side bar over there... go ahead and vote and let me know.

As per our agreement here is your payment:

The best things in life... 

And for the ladies:

.... 

Have you ever eaten so much that your back hurt?

 For some reason today I have been hungry non stop. I had a breakfast burrito from jack in the box for breakfast, then I got to work and found we had Dunkin Donuts so I had a sour cream donut, then a coworker brought me in a chicken biscuit from chick-fil-a. That was all by 10am, so then on lunch I ran an errand and met some coworkers at Salsaritas where I had a Steak queso burrito with chips and salsa, then in the afternoon I had a Chocolate donut, and for dinner I had Outback Steakhouse cheese fries a wedge salad a baked potato and the 9oz filet crusted with blue cheese. That is like a 4 thousand calorie day…

I feel like this guy right now

So, now I am making plans for tomorrow. Coaching Baseball all morning and then I will be doing intensive yard work all day. Mowing, edging, and weeding. Trimming my trees and bushes back and working in my garden. If I keep my self less than 2K calories and do all the work I have on my list I should be able to offset today.  And at least be back on track to getting into shape.

I can look like him, I just need the girl... 

After a huge dinner, with a few drink specials in me, getting in my car and driving home was the most I have wanted a cigarette in weeks. The full stomach, the warm evening air, being in my car, having a few drinks in me... That was a little piece of hell.

 Uggg I am going to go sleep off these margaritas.

3 margaritas

Not enough sex...

So ya, I have been trying to watch Torchwood but I think if it does not pick up soon I am going to step out. It is at best a mediocre show with badly developed characters, poor story lines and unclear direction. And even the common sex scenes are off set by all the boys kissing each other.

She kills him... 

My wife was out late at a concert last night and I had a hard time getting to sleep in bed all alone... so not many dreams to report on today… but lets keep our fingers crossed for more good ones  ;)

Girls and games = WIN

We are going out to dinner tonight with some friends, but other then that I have no plans for the weekend so I will probably end up cleaning the house…

Please tell me some of you have better things going on so that I can live vicariously though you!?

My free time...

So I have been working on something in my free time...

I didn't want to say anything until I proved to my self I was going to stick with it...

http://how-to-tell-a-joke.blogspot.com/

Let me know what you think...

Not a great night.

So yesterday after work I stopped by my neighborhood pool to meet with the head guard and a repair guy who was coming out to tell us why the pool was so cloudy. He had just got there so we had to wait for him to check some things, and while we were waiting the guard lit up a cigarette. This was my first random run in with a smoker right next to me since I quit.

Smokes taste better on hot days  ;(

I was cool, I acted like it happened all the time and was no big deal. Honestly the smell of the smoke didn’t tempt me at all, it smelled kind of funky. It was watching someone engage in an activity that I am working so hard to deny my self. Like seeing someone eat cake when you are on a diet.  

I'd take a bite of THAT.

But I made it through, it wasn’t so much that it made me want a smoke, I was just really anxious being in that situation for the first time.

Not much else going on right now, but i do have t-ball practice tonight and it is supposed to be  95 degrees out. I am barely going to be able to have the kids do anything... But maybe a few of the hot moms will be in sun dresses... 

You know who loves Sun dresses?

Taylor Swift

Kristin Davis

Katy Perry

Chantix

So the medicine I have been taking to help me quit is called CHANTIX (Varenicline). CHANTIX is a non-nicotine pill. It targets nicotine receptors in the brain, attaches to them, and blocks nicotine from reaching them. The best part about it for ME was that as I was on it for 3 weeks before I quit smoking (and started this blog!) so during that time it because easer and easier to not smoke, it let me break my habits slowly and over time.  I firmly believe that this is the reason I am achieving the success in not smoking that I am enjoying right now. That and the support group I built from ya’ll  ;)

It really works. 

Now, there is a side effect to this medicine… The dreams.

Almost everyone on the medicine has reported very vivid dreams. And many people are reporting disturbing, violent and down right scary dreams. Even I find my self bolting up wide awake from dreams more on this medicine then I ever have before. And the dreams are so clear, they don’t fade away like most dreams do, these stay with you like they were ‘more real’.  Lucky for me I haven’t had any scary dreams, mine lean more towards the “adult themed” dreams of my youth.

Kind of like this.... 

Sometimes like this... 

A lot of this... 

I think you get the point ;)

And that leads me to my question... What do YOU dream about?

Better now thanks ;)

So my boss made some wise crack about me having a 4 day holiday weekend, to which I pointed out that I was in the office for over an hour on Friday and over 4 hours on Sunday… he said her knew… but it still annoyed me.

F - You

So on lunch I am waiting at the barber to get my hair cut and I see in a magazine one of those free trial cards. So I ripped it out, and then I went through every magazine in the shop looking for subscription cards and trial cards. I got back to the office with over 50 of them, after I filtered them down to “try 1 issue free” or “Cancel any time at no charge”  I proceeded to fill them all out with my bosses information.

To: Mr D-Bag

So now he should be getting 19 different magazines mailed to his house next month. If he calls and cancels them then it won’t cost him a cent...

if he does not…

well that’s his problem…

Awe .. wait for it... Some

Ya, I know.

What was that?

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